ROLL CALL 

 

ELI THOMAS (Hatbox)

The sugar in our gas tank and the fruit in our looms, this classically-trained opera crooner with the face of an angel and the bone structure of a Jenga tower is ready to set the seven seas on fire, one creative event at a time.

 

 

 

 

JOSH THORPE (Jafar)

Mr. Personality – We challenge you to spend 45 seconds in this man’s presence without producing a belly-bursting chuckle. His upstart indie band, RISERS, is climbing charts quickly, too. Funny and talented… Mothers, hide your daughters!

 

 

 

 

IZZY HOLDEN (Squib)

Andy Warhol meets Bob Vila – there is nothing he can’t make or build. He’s prolific in the arts of screen-printing and digital design, and he was free-throw-shooting champ of Ohio at the ripe age of 11.5.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JD ARNOTT (Pops/Daddy/Avery L'Argeman)

BV’s Gentle Giant – this 6’7” baby-faced beast is a personal trainer by day and BV’s web creator and digital design guru by night… Oh, and our muscle, should things go sour.

 

 

 

 

 

CHRIS HOLMES (C-Sneazy)

Do-it-all – sports, music, art, building, climbing… whatever! - he is always down for anything. Chris is also our resident letter presser, working off a vintage Chandler and Price from 1922. Have you ever met a collegiate pole-vaulter? You have now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAT McGUIRE (The Cheff)

The Butter Cheff is currently Editor-In-Chief of FILTER Magazine… Pat makes sure our language and lingo is tight and on point. His hit single “Date Night in America” will be dropping on iTunes soon!

 

 

 

 

 

PATRICK NALLY (PNut)

BV’s very own musical genius – give him a cantaloupe and a socket wrench and he’ll give you a sweeping melody that will undoubtedly melt your heart. He can also grow a full-faced beard that would make even Cat Stevens jealous!

 

 

 

 

MATT 'MATTER' SEIGEL (Just MATTER)

DJ Extraordinaire -  Just MATTER has been doing the thing on the 1’s and 2’s since buck was a calf, and he has a pretty expansive resume in music production as well. 6 words: Abs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GUR RASHAL (Young Gurdon)

Shout it from the rooftops! - with his extensive background in marketing, media and PR, Gur makes sure everything BV does gets out to the masses. No foolin' - he is also the sweetest, most thoughtful man on the planet.

 

 

 

 

 

JESSE JENSEN (J-Bleazy)

What light through yonder window breaks? Why, 'tis none but J-Bleazy, our resident Master Thespian. This student of film, theatah, and everything outdoors and manly is married to his studies...and also his beautiful wife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOBBY BLUMER (Wombles)

Sexy and rugged – if he’s not wrenching on motos or plucking his banjo, then he probably just figured out a way to fashion a canoe out of dead cedar… AND did we mention he's sexy, too… in that Brad Pitt in “Legends of the Fall” way. (Nice scarf, Bob).

 

 

 

 

 

IAN CAMPBELL (Dub)

Mr. Connected, I mean Campbell, has a massive rolodex of experience and deeply rooted relationships in marketing, art, music, lifestyle, sports, fashion and charisma. If you get the chance, peep his closet for an equally impressive sneaker collection. It's gotta be the shoes.